{"product_id":"cowboy-humor-tea-bar-towels-fun-kitchen-decor-western-style-towels-great-for-gifting-rustic-home-barbecue-essentials","title":"Cowboy Humor Tea\/Bar Towels, Fun Kitchen Decor, Western Style Towels, Great for Gifting, Rustic Home, Barbecue Essentials","description":"\u003cp\u003eSaddle up and dry those dishes with our \"Cowboy Chug\" dish towel, emblazoned with the no-nonsense mantra: \"Crack a cold beer, cowboy, ‘cause real men don’t need a trigger warning to chug!\" Crafted from 100% cotton tougher than a saloon brawl, this towel’s perfect for wranglin’ wet plates, soppin’ up spills, or just wavin’ at the woke crowd ridin’ outta town. Measuring 18” x 30”, it’s big enough to handle your kitchen chaos and bold enough to spark a chuckle at the chuckwagon. Whether you’re a beer-swillin’ buckaroo or just allergic to safe spaces, this dish towel’s your trusty sidekick for keepin’ things clean and keepin’ it real. Yeehaw, partner—grab yours and chug on!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant colors thanks to advanced printing techniques\u003cbr\u003e- Choose between absorbent cotton or stretchy polyester\u003cbr\u003e- Features one-sided print\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight and easy to handle\u003cbr\u003e- Made and shipped in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent \u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e18\" × 30\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Horsey Shop","offers":[{"title":"Cotton Twill \/ 18\" × 30\"","offer_id":51804244345106,"sku":"28045817146764211646","price":17.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Polyester \/ 18\" × 30\"","offer_id":51804244377874,"sku":"26494462323986575673","price":17.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/0553\/0642\/files\/1229367220155788724_2048.jpg?v=1765895750","url":"https:\/\/burchhilltack.com\/en-ca\/products\/cowboy-humor-tea-bar-towels-fun-kitchen-decor-western-style-towels-great-for-gifting-rustic-home-barbecue-essentials","provider":"Burch HIll Tack","version":"1.0","type":"link"}