{"product_id":"free-thinker-cheap-drinker-total-chaos-bringer-dish-towel-western-kitchen-and-bar-decor-housewarming-gift-funny-party-decor","title":"\"Free Thinker, Cheap Drinker. Total chaos bringer.\" Dish Towel. Western Kitchen and Bar Decor, housewarming gift, funny party decor","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"\u003eUnleash your inner renegade with our \"Free Thinker, Cheap Drinker, Total Chaos Bringer\" dish towel! This 18” x 30” cotton compadre is tougher than a two-dollar steak and ready to tackle kitchen messes with a wink and a nod. Perfect for mopping up spills, drying dishes, or just slingin’ over your shoulder while you sip that budget brew and stir the pot—literally and figuratively. With its bold, in-your-face mantra, this towel’s for folks who think for themselves, drink what’s on sale, and ain’t afraid to kick up a little chaos. Ideal for the cowboy, the contrarian, or anyone who’d rather guzzle than grovel. Grab this dish towel and let the good times (and the dishes) roll!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for durability and longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant colors that enhance your kitchen decor\u003cbr\u003e- Choose between 100% cotton or 100% polyester options\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided printing technology for a bold statement\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight design, perfect for everyday use\u003cbr\u003e- Made and shipped in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent \u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e18\" × 30\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Horsey Shop","offers":[{"title":"Cotton Twill \/ 18\" × 30\"","offer_id":51804245000466,"sku":"11448092156173648757","price":17.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Polyester \/ 18\" × 30\"","offer_id":51804245033234,"sku":"30350028599964721005","price":17.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/0553\/0642\/files\/20251130190113-1f0ce1ef-11b6-695a-9f49-2eaa3b6864f8.png?v=1765895750","url":"https:\/\/burchhilltack.com\/en-ca\/products\/free-thinker-cheap-drinker-total-chaos-bringer-dish-towel-western-kitchen-and-bar-decor-housewarming-gift-funny-party-decor","provider":"Burch HIll Tack","version":"1.0","type":"link"}