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Friendly Reminder, Unless You Call Or Text First Doormat

Friendly Reminder, Unless You Call Or Text First Doormat

$36.89 $35.07
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Set boundaries with style! Our “Unless You Call or Text First” doormat is perfect for introverts, homebodies, or anyone who values their personal space. This funny, custom coir doormat is more than just an entry mat—it’s a polite (but clear) way to keep drop-ins in check.

Made from 100% natural coir (coconut husk fibers), this UV-printed and cured doormat is built to last. It scrapes off dirt, adds personality to your porch, and delivers your message—loud and clear.


🪵 Product Details:

  • Material: 100% natural coir made from coconut husk fibers

  • Function: Tough on dirt, gentle on eyes—keeps mud and debris out

  • Print: UV-cured and sealed for outdoor durability and fade resistance

  • Size Options:

    • 18" x 30" – Ideal for standard single-door entryways

    • 24" x 36" – Perfect for double doors or larger front porches


😄 Why You'll Love It:

  • Great conversation starter (from a safe distance!)

  • Makes a unique housewarming gift, funny front porch mat, or gag gift

  • Adds instant personality to any doorstep


⚠️ Please Note:

Because each mat is made from natural coir fibers, variations in color and texture are normal. Each one is slightly different, adding to the handmade charm. You may notice occasional coconut husk flecks or thickness variations.


🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Clean by shaking or lightly brushing off debris

  • Store in a dry, covered area to extend life

  • Although UV-sealed, moisture may cause natural fibers to darken over time


🚫 Returns & Exchanges:

Each mat is made to order, so we do not accept returns or exchanges. If you receive a damaged or incorrect item, please reach out within 24 hours of delivery and we’ll make it right!


💬 Looking for more bold and funny doormats? Check out our shop for more original designs, custom options, and seasonal favorites!

Details

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

Shipping & Returns

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.

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