Funny boozy Cotton Tea Towels with Bourbon Quote "Low tolerance for Bullshit and high tolerance for Bourbon", Fun Kitchen Decor, Housewarming Gift, Unique Bar Accessories, Perfect for Parties, [...]

$17.00

In stock

	18" × 30"
Width, in	18.00
Length, in	30.00

This ain’t your granny’s dishrag. Hit ‘clean’ on your life with a towel that says what you’re thinking (but only the whiskey lets you admit). 100% cotton, zero% tolerance for bland decor. Pair with bourbon and bad decisions. Perfect for the witty host or the bourbon enthusiast, these tea towels make great gifts for birthdays, housewarmings, or just because. Use them to brighten up your kitchen or as a playful accent on your dining table. Ideal for anyone who appreciates a good laugh while whipping up their favorite recipes!

Product features
- Hemmed edges for enhanced durability and longevity.
- Vibrant colors achieved through advanced printing techniques.
- Choice between 100% cotton for absorbency and poly for stretch and durability.
- Sublimation printing technology for polyester; DTG printing for cotton twill.
- Lightweight design, measuring 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm).
- Made and shipped in the USA

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

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Was very please and will certainly buy from again!

its almost like she knew i had a mare and purple was my favorite color. Great products i love them all

Awesome mystery box! The products were great quality.

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Fun surprise!

Awesome mystery box! Was thrilled to open it and see what came. Awesome quality products too

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This works great for a bird mite infestation inside

I have a bird mite infestation and this worked well, thank you for the help, it's also the cheapest place to get this specific insecticide and it's good stuff as far as if you use it indoors not so good for outdoors because sunlight damages it and it won't work as well so I have been told but very satisfied with the product

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Nice and fast shipping!

Perfect

As advertised in color and size. Seems sturdy (similar quality to my husband's Stetson) and incredibly comfortable!
It appears that it will hold up well.

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Nice quality

Fast shipping and great quality! Thank you!

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Everything was great! Fast shipping and great prices!

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Amazing!

This tack set is so gorgeous, and much better quality than I expected, AND dosent get any glitter off. (A huge win!) It was the only thing I could find like what I truly wanted and I am in love with it! 💜 The only reason I give it a 4 star is due to the headstall. The check peices are much bigger than I expected, based off of other headstalls, as well as the buckles, so beware of that. Other than that it is a truly amazing set and I love it!

We are so happy to hear that you are loving your tack set. We appreciate your feedback and will make note of it for future improvements. Thank you for choosing our product and we hope you continue to enjoy it!

Great customer service

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Good hat brush

Quality is good
Fast delivery

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So cute!

Super cute vibrant pattern! Received my order quicker than I expected. Looks great with a chocolate rough out saddle.

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Very nice tack set

Very happy with this tack set. Looks exactly as pictured.

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Great!

Had a great experience!

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Love the hay net

We love the 2 string hay nets! The horses dont waste a bit of hay in their stalls anymore.

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I LOVE IT!!!! Very very pretty, strong and overall great!

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Beautiful!

The set was beautiful and looked like copper.
Was disappointed that the socks did not come in as ordered from Burchhilltack. I ordered three pairs of socks. Two came in rather quickly and the other was canceled by the company.

Thank you so much! We’re thrilled to hear that you love the tack set! We apologize for the inconvenience regarding your sock order - unfortunately, the item was out of stock. We appreciate your understanding and continued support!

Cute

It's super cute, but a little on the thin side

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Great set!

Nice quality and arrived quickly.

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Pretty

Thank you so much! We're glad to hear you're enjoying your cute new towels.

This is great quality for the price.

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Beautiful set!

I was very surprised at the quality of this set. Very pretty and has plenty of bling! Reasonably priced as well.

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Refreshing

Amazing smell and cooling

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